Dammit!

Remember when I said I was going back to work for a rest? Someone slap me if I do that again! My back-up person got sick (suspected stomach ulcer - what does that tell you about my job?) and so I have returned to that much work that two people going full-out would not get it done this week. And since nobody else knows how to do my job... SIGH.

And now for a brilliant little quiz I pinched from whitetower.

Four Truths and One Lie.

Pick which one of these is a lie.

1. I once crawled the entire length of a footpath in Battersea, London, on my hands and feet, to meet John Taylor of Duran Duran.

2. For a birthday present, my husband once gave me a plush 18-inch penis, complete with wool pubic hair and one boggly eye in the middle of it's head.

3. Simon le Bon of Duran Duran once put his hand down my shirt.

4. During a hen's night stunt, five of my friends and I ran naked through the main street of Milford at 2am in the morning.

5. My mother in law once came home while I was having sex with her son on her bed. We fled for the bathroom as she was opening the front door. When I tried to dress, I found I had left my knickers on her bedroom floor!

Go on, guess which one isn't true.