ROFL

[littleheaven]

This amuses me greatly, especially the 2nd one, since I am totally phobic about puke.

<td align="center"> littleheaven70 --
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A hard-core grave robber

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<td align="center"> claire --
[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

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Comments

[samsom.livejournal.com]

I am totally phobic about puke.

My husband was the same way.

Then he was bouncing my daughter lightly once, up and down, cooing up at her, and she upchucked. Into his open mouth.

Afterwards, not so much with the avoidance.

For myself, I nearly tore something laughing at the look on his face.

Good times, good times.

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I figure having kids is a good form of aversion therapy. The puke starts off small and gets bigger as they do. Griffin has already crop-dusted my husband. That's where, when you're playing aeroplanes, they spit up on you as they fly over. It went in his ear :o)

Funniest baby puke ever was when a friend of ours was holding his Heineken and baby in his lap. Baby was trying to drink out of the bottle and spit up right down the neck into the beer. The guy didn't even notice but we chickened out and told him just as he was putting the bottle to his lips to take a swig. He was really brassed off because it was almost full, LOL.