Oh. Ewwww.

[littleheaven]

Yuk. I have to have a colonoscopy. That's a camera stuffed up yer arse for those who prefer to use laymen's terms. Not very pleasant, but I'll be asleep for it. What I won't be asleep for is the day previous - where I have to eat nothing, drink gallons of water, and take something called Fleet, which will cause me to crap unendingly. Oh yay. The surgeon said to buy lots of really soft toilet paper. Needless to say that statement alone filled me with a sense of impending doom. I hope we find out what's been making my guts hurt. I hope it's not Chron's disease! I hope I don't have to go for an ultrasound next week, where I have to slosh around for an hour with a litre (4 glasses) of water in my bladder!

At least my wonderful hubby will be taking the day off to look after me. I might buy a bell. I might end up with that shoved where the camera went, if I push my luck!

Comments

[mistress-mab.livejournal.com]

Your mood smiley's smile made me giggle. I mean here you are, about to have something shoved up your beee-hiney and he's grinning like a freak. LOL

This may fall into the realm of TMI, but I have two friends that have both gone through that procedure and they said they had terrible, I mean terrible, gas following it. It only lasted a day or so, though.

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

LOL

I wondered about the smiley as well. I think it's one of those fake grins where underneath you're going aaarrrgggghhh!

As far as the gas goes, I'm not surprised! They're bound to push air up there with that camera snipping sucking instrument. You have just reaffirmed my decision to take the following day off. I don't mind a good fart, but my colleagues probably wouldn't be very happy...

And a totally random thought - now that paid accounts get 50 icons, I am so signing up for one. Photoshop ahoy! Perhaps we could get a snapshot of the inside of my colon... or not.

[psychofilly.livejournal.com]

Oi, poor, poor baby. No one needs cameras shoved up their bum. I hope they give you some good news though, or at the very least figure it out. I have Colitis, I know about the neverending hurting guts. I feel ya sister.

This was just a random note to let you know I've friended you. I really have no idea why I haven't before. I really thought I had, but the situation has now been rectified *snerk*

Fifty icons rock, let me tell you. Now it's hard to figure out which ones to use. Okay, off to write on your fic. It's almost done!

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

Ow, poor Beck. Colitis is horrible (but I guess you know that!)

My money is still on the grumbling appendix, but I've had problems for years and years now, so it'll be good to finally get a proper diagnosis.

Yay for Halloween fic! :jumps up and down:

Thanks for friending me :SMOOCH: