Coming soon to a pretend cinema near you...

[littleheaven]

LOL! How did they know I was short?

Littleheaven70 in Short People with Tall Stories

In this compelling bloodbath, littleheaven70 (Emma Thompson) is an ex-prisoner with a terrible past. She needs to find starlet2367 (Catherine Zeta-Jones) before her foe, daisye (Helen Hunt), kidnaps her. Like many before her, she blasts into Daisye's caravan under false pretenses. Buy it on DVD for the interactive menus.

Produced by ianiceboy

Comments

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

Like many before her, she blasts into Daisye's caravan under false pretenses.

Damn you and your false pretenses! *shakes fist dramatically*

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

And you fall for it every time ;o)

Would you like to buy some cookies, little girl? :evil grin:

[emma-daisy.livejournal.com]

Ooh, cookies!

No, dammit! I always fall for that one.

My god, you are an evil genius.

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

My god, you are an evil genius.

I keep telling people this, but nobody ever believes me!

Now all I need is to shave my head and get one of those nude cats...

[astridv.livejournal.com]

compelling bloodbath BWAHAHAHAaaa...

[vass]

Dude, you get to be played by Emma Thompson? *jealous*

[starlet2367.livejournal.com]

Ha! I'm Catherine Zeta-Jones! I have fabulous breasts!

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you have to sleep with Michael Douglas :retch:

Bwaaaahahahahaaaa!

At least I get Greg Wise.