Pillow talk

[littleheaven]

So, I climb into bed with my husband last night. It's dark. It's quiet. It's late. And all of a sudden he says "I'm going to write a fanfiction."

"Oooooo-kay," I reply.

"It's going to be a threesome. Angel, Gunn and Merle. No - Joyce, Clem and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. No, wait! Spike and Mr T."

"Riiight," I say.

After which he begins to shout, "I pity the fool that comes on my face!", rounds it off with a rousing chorus of "Who Needs A Kiwk-E-Mart" and then tells me to shut up and let him get some sleep...

Obviously the car accident did more damage than I originally suspected.

Comments

Hmm

[auntyk.livejournal.com]

sure he wasn;t talking in his sleep....cause that kind of non-sequiter talking is what I've come to expect from sleeptalking

Re: Hmm

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

No, he was awake *g* I know this because a) we'd only been in bed 30 seconds, b) he's an insomniac, and c) I defy anyone to say Nahasapeemapetilon in their sleep LOL.

Had he been asleep, he would probably have made more sense!

[kimmers-81.livejournal.com]

LOL think that your hubby is out for giving you a laugh

[damnskippytoo.livejournal.com]

OMFG, that is hilarious. Now if only he would write the Spike/Mr. T one. I'd settle for PWP and much mocking of Spike's inferior equipment. *hee*

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

I pity your... ! *g*

[weetzie21.livejournal.com]

LOL. This is so funny, especially the idea of a Joyce/Clem/Apu threeway.

[littleheaven70.livejournal.com]

I told him it would never work, what with Apu being only 2-dimensional... ;o)